So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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