This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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