no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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