maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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