Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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