i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Shame - the story of my life.
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