super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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