"it" just moved
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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