Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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