Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Randomize
