Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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