How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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