"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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