Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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