I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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