I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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