3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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