i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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