You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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