I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
