Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He shit in the fireplace
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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