He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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