it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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