Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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