The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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