i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
So. Much. Porn.
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