This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
