Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize