awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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