I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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