Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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