I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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