dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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