it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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