How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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