So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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