Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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