the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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