what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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