Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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