i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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