I need help removing her.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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