Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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