Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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