ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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