I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
