She's JV to your varsity
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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