If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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