i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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