i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You took a bar mat shot.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize