I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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