Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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