I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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