did you get engaged???
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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