I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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