why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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