Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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