I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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