I need help removing her.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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